Dear anonymous buyer of the $3,164,000 iPhone 3GS Supreme, the most expensive and tacky cellphone in the world: You are a tasteless assclown. Sincerely, Me.
A Very Personal Message to the Buyer of the iPhone 3GS Supreme - Iphone 3gs supreme - Gizmodo
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glittler. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I’m in the sunlight. FML
Christopher Walken doing Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” FTW.
Most interesting thing I’ve read all week.
I love New York.
Too funny.
